Tuesday, July 15, 2008

hmm can i copy?

so after not being on line for a bit and deciding to try to catch up with some old pals and their lives and some of us I can say lack there of...i decided after reading that:

A. I'm a blog slacker. I started this blog with the purpose of letting you know and documenting for myself the trials and tribulations of me and my relationship...hmmm like I said I'm a slacker.

B. OR MAYBE I found other things to do and forgot about this thing.

C. I'm going back to my original themes and going to get my balls rolling ie..."you might need this"...Thankful Thursdays (something I would do on message boards thanks to OPRAH)...and thanks to another friend I think I'm going to have a joke day....lets start today.....


The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight , 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m. , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckoo-ed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckoo-ed another 9 times... I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ' MIDNIGHT '.. . he didn't seem ticked off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckoo-ed three times, then said 'oh sh&%.' Cuckoo-ed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckoo-ed another three times, giggled, cuckoo-ed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.


:)

1 comments:

Jene said...

Definitely one of my favorites! Thanks for the laugh :)

Glad to see you back on the blog.